ig: natalia_amo
The news is basically just someone saying Good Morning/Evening then giving you a list of reasons why it isn’t.
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They say it takes less muscles to smile than frown, but it takes evebn less to leave your face in an expressionless mask because you’re dead inside.
You spend most of your child and teen years being told how precious your youth is and not to waste it but also given very little power over how to spend your time.
Growing up poor is basically playing life on hard mode. Growing up rich is playing life on easy mode with a tutorial.
Whenever you hear a ticking clock, you can literally HEAR your life counting down.
Mr.Incredible probably couldn’t have sex with any other woman other than Elastigirl because of his pelvis breaking strength.
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